There are four of us in addition to Heather that keep the
Bronze Antler Bed and Breakfast up and running strong.
Bill, Heather's husband, is the primary chef and logistician plus all around handyman. Bill is a Rotarian and is president-elect fof the Wallowa County Rotary Club #317 (District 5100) for 2009.
Joanna is our stalwart housekeeper--she who keeps everything lovely in the bed and breakfast.
Tiffany is Joanna's daughter and helps out with the housekeeping when she can. She's a sophomore at Joseph High School and hopes to go to Japan next year as part of the Rotary International Youth Exchange Program.
Madigan, our resident feline, has her own opinions about how the Bronze Antler should be run. She drops in her comments on life, guests, the weather, and what it's like to be a bed and breakfast cat.
You'll see comments from each of them listed with "___sends:"
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Bill sends:
My contribution to the bed and breakfast revolves around the kitchen. Heather & I assess the upcoming week's menu, taking into consideration guests with specific food allergies, religious restrictions or preferences. We serve breakfast from 7:30 a.m. to 9 a.m. to give the early-birds a jump on the day. Those that want to snooze to the last minute can do that too. We usually alternate our menu from savory dishes to sweet dishes.
I am surprised at the number of people who typically start the day with little or no breakfast. But here at the Bronze Antler, I try to give them a full, balanced and tasty experience.
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Joanna sends:
My name is Joanna and I have lived in Wallowa County for 6 years. I have lived all the way from the base of Chief Joseph Mountain to the Imnaha Canyon where I live now. I enjoy an orchard with Pears, Apples, Cherries, Plums and Apricots. I also enjoy a healthy Vegetable Garden every year and my Berry and Flower beds grow bigger each year.
The Imnaha Canyon has many species of wildlife including Bears, Cougars, Coyotes, Turkeys, Deer, Elk and Big Horn Sheep for starters. The Imnaha River usually has 2 Steelhead seasons a year and this year, 2008, had a very good salmon season.
I am happily married to an avid hunter and fisherman. I have a 16-year old daughter who is preparing to go to Japan for her Junior year of school and a 13-year old son who plays defensive nose tackle on the Joseph Oregon Junior High School Football team.
I shot my first Buck Deer this year. A non-typical 3x4 with double eye guards. He was HUGE!! I will be back out hunting with my son at the end of November, trying to bring home a Cow Elk.
I have worked at the Bronze Antler Bed and Breakfast for 4 years. I have been through interesting upgrades to the rooms and the entire construction of the newest add-ons, the Mirror Lake Suiteand the new private den. Bill and Heather have proven to be fun and relaxed innkeepers and employers.
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Tiffany sends:
Hey everyone. My name is Tiffany and I've lived with my Mom in Wallowa County for two years. I am in the 10th grade in Joseph High School and am looking forward to going to Japan in August for Rotary Exchange.
I am currently going into Softball this spring and am making a 4.0 GPA. I've been going to school in Joseph Oregon for almost two years and have made many good friends. I am also currently taking AP classes, Algebra 2 and advanced Art.
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Madigan sends:
Every bed and breakfast ought to have a cat and I'm the cat-in-charge around here. So what that I'm the only cat. Everyone does my bidding, especially the two that live here full-time.
She prepares my breakfast, then I spend the morning on the back of the couch. Later, I'll move to my bed for a late-morning to mid-afternoon nap. It's so tiring supervising this place! In the evening, I'll be back on my couch on the cushion. Unless, there's a guest in the way, then I'll scowl and make smart remarks until they leave.
I enjoy surfing the Internet (I watch over her shoulder). I'm also thinking about a literary career but haven't pursued it yet. Something about opposable thumbs and keyboards that just doesn't work that well.

Good beer? Bad beer? Is it just the taste or are there other things you should be looking for?
Terminal Gravity Brewing is putting on a beer tasting workshop. Tuesday, April 27th, 5:15 p.m. in the pub. If you work at Terminal Gravity it's free. All the rest of us pay $15 each. If you want more information, call Steve or Shelley at TG at (541) 426-0158.
Many of us grew up with only one beer. Growing up in the Tri-Cities, mine was Olympia (mainly because of the labels--four dots. Need I say more?)
The workshop allows you to "learn sensory evaluation techniques and common off flavors of beer." They don't want you wearing perfumes, or smoking, or eating or drinking before the workshop. Might interfere.
We like to find things for our guests to do that are unusual. We found out about this one when we stopped in for dinner this week. Won't find it on the Terminal Gravity website. This workshop is certainly one of them. We still have a couple of rooms at the
Bronze Antler Bed & Breakfast. Yea, we know it's the middle of the week. And you'll have to drive yourself. No taxis in Wallowa County. But Joseph Oregon isn't far from Enterprise. And we'll fix you a nice breakfast in the morning.
Everyone deserves a new toy every now and than. Thursday, March 4, 2010, was an exciting day at the Bronze Antler Bed & Breakfast. The bed and breakfast Executive Chef and co-owner (that's me) was the happy recipient of a new GE dual-fuel range.
See, Joseph Oregon is not anywhere close to natural gas lines. That's one of the reasons we decided to open our Hells Canyon Byway lodging way out here where we're somewhat remote from things like natural gas. I've been wanting a gas range ever since we opened the Bronze Antler Bed & Breakfast and it's only taken me 10 years to get it!
It might not excite you, but the beauty of this baby is that is has a gas top and two electric ovens--the best of both worlds. And it fit in the bed and breakfast kitchen without getting out my Sawzall!
Having the ability to quickly control the temperature on the range with the gas is awesome! I tried it out Thursday night with lamb chops. They were seasoned only with salt and pepper and seared in the skillet, then rested in the oven while I made a reduction sauce. I sweated some shallots and threw in some small crimini mushrooms with a little butter, and added a cup and a half of exquisite $3.95/bottle Merlot. Once the liquid reduced to about half, I added a couple of tablespoons of butter.
While the sauce was reducing, I boiled up a big pot of water and cooked rice noodles. I then pan-fried them with scallions and tamari.
Heather & I had a very delicious dinner. We were so excited with the new stove that we forgot to take photographs of the stove in action or of our dinner before we ate it.
Now we're ready for the Eastern Oregon vacation season. C'mon guests!
Madigan sends:
Okay, this is just too cheesy not to blog about. it's not just mice that love cheese. Everyone knows that dogs (ugh) love cheese. And cats love it too. She was on my couch again this morning watching a video about Tillamook cheese--that got me interested. Looks like they're takin' these funny little chopped up VW buses an' dressed 'em up like Baby Loaf Tillamook an' they're drivin' them around the country getting people to sample Tillamook cheese. Something about a "Loaf Love Tour"--I dunno. I'm just a bed and breakfast cat. But I know what I like.
Now, if'n you came to your favorite Joseph Oregon lodging, you might even get some of this cheese. He uses Tillamook cheese around here all the time. He even blogged about it--bragging on his hash browns. If'n you stay here at our Joseph Oregon bed and breakfast he'll probably put Tillamook cheese in your omlette. He might sprinkle Tillamook cheese on your pear or mix it in your hash brown bake.
An' the best part, he might just leave a little Tillamook cheese out for his favorite bed and breakfast cat when he's all through! I love the stuff!

Bill writes:
Slow guest days gives me an opportunity to do a little maintenance in the private baths of our
Joseph bed and breakfast. Today's mssion was to replace a ceramic cartridge that was causing a leaky faucet. An easy job for a professional plumber.
After I enlisted Heather's aid, it only took us only an hour. Heather hanging on one end with a wrench and me applying a little muscle. What a sight. . .
While up close and personal with the sink, I noticed that it's time to replace the sink caulk. I decided, "Why not replace the caulk on all three sinks in the upstairs guestrooms?" Another simple job that only took two hours, and I only have a "little" repair work to do after one of my tools slipped. . .
Keeping up on maintenance in the guestrooms is an ongoing effort. It's a lot harder in the summer when our bed & breakfast is so busy. During the winter, I have the time to make a permanent repair.
After nine years, I'm very pleased with how well the rooms appear. It's a compliment to our guests and our housekeepers, and the contractors who renovated this old bungalow nine years ago.
Madigan sends:

Well, it's hard to predict just when people are going to show up at the door. But last night we had guests at our
Joseph bed and breakfast. They weren't here for the Eagle Cap Extreme Sled Dog Race (currently underway). They were just looking for a nice place to stay and get out of the cold.
They
really liked me. How can you
not like a bed and breakfast cat? They have cats of their own at home. I let them scratch under my chin, and she told them if they were to stick a finger in my ear and rub I'd be their friend forever. How does she know that?
So, I heard that they're opening a new company in Tigard, Oregon (near Portland). It's called "
Denture Design" and features "
Dentures with a European Touch"--I guess they'd know. The she-guest said she's from Prague in the Czech Republic. I don't think I'll ever need dentures myself, but they say that people that have them need a place to get them serviced. Or even fixed if the dog gets hold of them (yuck!).
So, if you're in Tigard, stop in and say hello. The grand opening of Denture Design is Saturday, January 23, 2010. They said they'll have all sorts of goodies at the grand opening. You'll find them at 13075 SW Pacific Highway in Tigard. Or call Darrell at 503-443-2325 for directions. Or email Gita at
denturedesign@gmail.com Hey, they're nice people. They like cats!

Madigan sends:
Time for another
Eagle Cap Extreme Sled Dog Race update. (You understand that a bed and breakfast cat is reluctant to report on these things. . .)
Looks like 12 teams are entered for this Eastern Oregon annual event. The fun starts with veterinary checks on Wednesday, January 13th. The race itself starts on Thursday, January 14th, near Joseph Oregon (probably at Ferguson Ridge Ski Area, weather depending). And the awards banquet and Musher's Ball will be Saturday, January 16th at the Joseph Oregon Community Center.
We'll be hosting one of the out of town staff people at the Bronze Antler Bed & Breakfast. It's a little thing, but it's how we can show our support for this event. And any other guests are going to be able to bend the staffer's ear (so to speak) and learn more about sled dog racing. Last year we had the trail boss with us. Maybe we'll have him again this year, who knows?
Plan your Joseph Oregon vacation for the snow season and join us for the dogs (ugh!). We'll be happy to see you!

For a short time in December, the Bronze Antler Bed & Breakfast staff will become innkeepers searching for Minnie & Mickey. We're going to Orlando for a family reunion and get a dose of grandkids like the two pictured here.
Madigan's staying home, but she not very fond of cooking breakfast for guests, so we decided to give her some time off too. We just don't think she'd do complete justice to our Joseph Oregon bed and breakfast. Tuna in the morning can be difficult to stomach!
If you're planning your romantic getaway Oregon style to the far reaches of northeastern Oregon, hold that thought until the week between Christmas and New Years!
Madigan sends:
Okay already. So I'm a slug and a cat at the same time. My observing literacy project at our
Joseph Oregon bed and breakfast has taken a downturn. I've been lazy.
But this week made up for it. We had a guest who came here by herself for a little eastern Oregon vacation--'said it was more for rest and relaxation. She has a very busy professional life and needed some time to get away from it all, read a book, take a walk, and slow down for a little while.

She didn't even bring a computer with her! But she did bring a couple of books. The first one was one in the
Twlight sequel. I approved of her reading something totally entertaining. She said she wanted to see it before the movie. Then she switched to

something that would help her out as a small business owner,
the E-Myth Revisited.
Now, that's a book I could get into, although all the blood 'n' stuff in Twilight looked pretty good too. Can't be picky about what the guest reads sitting on the couch.
She said she had a good week. Got plenty of rest. Lots of relaxation. And she's thinkin' she might want to keep our little Joseph Oregon lodging as a secret getaway for herself. More people should have the same idea!
Madigan sends:
Literary events in September in Wallowa County Oregon? Geez, an' I thought I had the corner on the literary end of Wallowa County with my Observing Literacy program here at the bed and breakfast.
But she was surfing on my couch today an' reading her email, and read this from Rick Bombaci, the director at Fishtrap:
"While I was 40 miles north of town, dancing under the moon, those storm clouds were pummeling Enterprise with hail. But locals shouldn’t complain. In 1903, a hailstorm led to a flood which devastated the town of Heppner, Oregon, killing one out of five residents. Join us as former journalist Joann Byrd reads from her book, Calamity. Friday, September 25th, 7 pm at Fishtrap. Admission is free.
"And on [Wednesday] September 30, R. Gregory Nokes will read from his book Massacred for Gold, The Chinese in Hells Canyon, the first authoritative account of the long-forgotten 1887 massacre of more than 30 Chinese gold miners in Hells Canyon. Admission is free."
So there's still room at the Bronze Antler Bed and Breakfast if anyone wants to come out and attend these Fishtrap events. I might think 'bout goin' myself if they'd dare let a cat into a Fishtrap (whatever that is). An' the price is right--free!